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Shop Assistant in new Sainsbury's Brixton Hill

Discussion in 'Brixton' started by adclap54, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. adclap54

    adclap54 New Member

    Does anyone know the name of the young girl who works in Sainsbury's on Brixton Hill (next to the White Horse). We have caught each others eye a few times now but she is never wearing a name badge!

    She is petite with brown hair...!

    Just how to make a move...?!
     
  2. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

    Why don't you just go up and ask her? :hmm:

    There's one who was posting on here. Maybe it's her
     
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  3. wtfftw

    wtfftw toasted cheese debauchery

    toning mist. :hmm:
     
  4. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist virtue without terror is impotent.

    sign the register
     
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  5. wtfftw

    wtfftw toasted cheese debauchery

    make conversation; find out her name from her.
     
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  6. Citizen66

    Citizen66 splash the cistern

    She's called Fiona.
     
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  7. quimcunx

    quimcunx jesus tonsils

  8. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

  9. Greebo

    Greebo All the personality of your own plastic copy.

    Ask her where something is, preferably something right over the other side of that shop...
     
  10. Belushi

    Belushi 01 811 8055

    What are you planning to do once you've discovered her name from the internet?
     
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  11. Citizen66

    Citizen66 splash the cistern

    Ask her address?
     
  12. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

    Stand outside with a sign declaring his love for her or offering her a shag
     
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  13. Belushi

    Belushi 01 811 8055

    Electoral roll.
     
  14. Belushi

    Belushi 01 811 8055

    They're probably looking for staff, you should try applying in order to get close to her.
     
  15. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist virtue without terror is impotent.


    look up the holiday snaps via facebook stalking
     
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  16. quimcunx

    quimcunx jesus tonsils

    Calling someone by name when there is no way you should know their name is always a winner and never freaks them out and make them run away.
     
  17. Citizen66

    Citizen66 splash the cistern

    Google > "fiona facebook photos"
     
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  18. Belushi

    Belushi 01 811 8055

    Some great suggestions already. Come on Urbs with our help we can make this stalky dream come true!
     
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  19. adclap54

    adclap54 New Member

    Apologies I really didn't mean to make this sound werird or awkward! I fully intend to ask her name at some point - just need to pluck up the courage. No doubt someone will get there before me at this rate! I would delete the post if I could now, sorry guys.
     
  20. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

    Sounds like a poster on here called Quimcunx. Are you sure she works there and wasn't just shopping? :hmm:
     
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  21. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx purves grundy - definitely a bloke

    Just go in with a great big long list of shopping and ask her to help you to find it all ;)
     
  22. IC3D

    IC3D Post Mid Arc

    You can buy her with nectar card points y'know
     
  23. quimcunx

    quimcunx jesus tonsils

    you: smiled shyly at me in the tv dinner section
    me: looking harassed in my purple trackie top as people keep asking me where the eggs are.
     
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  24. hmmph

    hmmph Well-Known Member

    had a neighbour (lived on no-frills white bread and ham) who fell in love with the checkout girl in kwiksave. He used to do our shopping for us so he didn't look like a sad bastard. It went on for months but he got his girl in the end - they were still together about 4 years later when I left. Go for it!
     
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  25. RaverDrew

    RaverDrew self-banned for a bit R.I.P.

    Go in there every single day without fail buying champagne, chocolate, and several packs of extra large condoms.

    She'll assume you're a total player with a massive schlong, and insanely high libido, and eventually will chat you up instead.
     
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  26. AKA pseudonym

    AKA pseudonym Well-Known Member

    :D
     
  27. wtfftw

    wtfftw toasted cheese debauchery

  28. stuff_it

    stuff_it Nerd burglar

    Damn, I missed it. :(
     
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  29. Greebo

    Greebo All the personality of your own plastic copy.

    You must be the only one who did. Then again, I hear it only has a an alluring effect on men.
     
  30. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom a Somali pirate riding a dinosaur, obviously

    Get a guitar, sit by the checkout she's on and start singing "the girl on the checkout smiled, best smile I've seen for a while ..." and ad lib the rest while gazing at her. Keep a look out for security guards though ;)
     

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