Same old England..............always ????????

in this competition? dunno, i haven't been following it
can you tell me how i was being arrogant then?

tindall's english. and it was only a little kiss on the head. oh and then a bit of a snog in the next bar.

Would you like to name these habitual cheats so we know who to comment on?

Phil Dwyer

those ones that cheated earlier this year. and last year.

me either, rugby's shit

Disgusting.

http://af.reuters.com/article/commoditiesNews/idAFL4E7K302520110903

This thread has gone pretty well, hasn't it.

If you dont think that every flank forward in the world is living on the edge of the laws then you dont know much about rugby, or are incredibly naive to the point that you arent safe to go out on ya own.

speaking of cheating, I wonder how big Tins is gonna be received back in dear old queenie's house after this one...

its actually worse that it was an old flame rather than some gapper looking for a bit of rough

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...4/Mike-Tindall-was-kissing-ex-girlfriend.html

But to live outside the law you must be honest.

NZ maybe the best at rugby but then they can cheat better than the rest too!

http://www.rugby365.com/all_news/nbc/wales/news/1317201.htm

Rubbish. Neil Back was a beacon of integrity.

No-one cares, dear. Try Heat or Hello if you're that fussed.

From his wiki entry:

Classy bloke.

McCaw might push the boundaries on the field but he's not thick enough to do so off it.

Good to see Johnno running a tight ship down there.

No one cares, least of all World Cup winning captain Martin Johnson.

Hello and OK magazine are quite keen though. Again, suggest you try there.

Er, I think you'll find Tins has been making both the front and back pages of all your dailies, qualities or otherwise for weeks, dear.

Not to mention other members of your touring party.. all going to plan hey?

I see Gabi is not commenting on the delightful Andy Haden or Graham Mourie!

I'm well aware Heat and Hello are dead keen on Tindall's love-life, which would appear to have precisely zero impact on the game of rugby. As stated pretty unequivocally by Martin Johnson.

I realise you're fascinated by what royalty get up to in their spare time, the rest of us really aren't interested. Again, may I suggest Heat or Hello? There may even be something about poor Zara's heartache to warm your cockles.

They didn't have front-page splashes on Hello magazine.

So your captain's out getting utterly hammered, throwing dwarves and cheating on his newly minted bride resulting in worldwide frontpage headlines and her getting straight on a plane down there in a gameweek and you don't think that might affect his performance (on the pitch - not the bedroom)..?

You are Martin Johnson and i claim my fiver etc. Graham Henry would not stand for that shit, much less excuse it, as he did (boys being boys or whatever he claimed)

Do you reckon rugby players spend all their time in church* when they're not at World Cups?

* no bendy, this isn't an oblique reference to you-know-who.

'Dont get caught' is the golden rule, coming back to the 'cheating' claims leveled at the all blacks...

Or 'ignore Hello magazine'.

Not exacly wise to admit in your autobiography that you planned to dive out of a line out in the hotel the night before if scores were tight in the last 5 minutes tho. cheating is one thing, planning to cheat another, but to gloat about is something only an AB would do!

and the engrish
orc ends justify orc means init

Awesome thread, BTW. I'm only disappointed that the Irish haven't shown up to round off the cheater's jamboree

You rang?

Our cheating is different. It's fucking brilliant!