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Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

Discussion in 'education & employment' started by editor, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. BoatieBird

    BoatieBird You can call me cupcake

    Right, I've eaten my breakfast, drank my coffee, had my go in my Scrabble games, phoned my mum, phoned the bloke and eaten today's chocolate from the advent calendar.
    Time for some work a fag break now I think, then I can get on with my essay - at least when I'm doing that I look like I'm working :cool:

    ETA: I have also changed my avatar to a christmassy one!
    Busy morning so far.
     
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  2. sim667

    sim667 Licking windows on the 303 bus.

    I want the snow down saaf, not until wednesday though, very important job interview tomorrow....

    Can someone help me formulate a plan, I have to call in sick tomorrow about 9, my boss doesnt have a voicemail on her phone, so you just have to keep on calling until you get through, my interview is at 10, however Ill need to get on the train at 8.45, and there will be obvious train sounds in the background.

    eh? :confused:
     
  3. BoatieBird

    BoatieBird You can call me cupcake

    Could you be getting the train to the doctors?
     
  4. sim667

    sim667 Licking windows on the 303 bus.

    Hmmmm, potentially, they know I drive to work though...

    I could be getting the bus, as I didnt feel happy driving with my migraine :)
     
  5. BoatieBird

    BoatieBird You can call me cupcake

    Perfect!
     
  6. sim667

    sim667 Licking windows on the 303 bus.

    Grrrr. one of the students is being a vile little cunt today..... she's a vile little cunt anyway, but today she's really got her 'mouf' on.

    Some gems from the last ten minutes
     
  7. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

    49,999

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  8. machine cat

    machine cat Cooperative... at times.

    So the stains are not the result of Stagg :(:hmm:
     
  9. marty21

    marty21 my gran was in the war with bombs and shit

    :eek:
     
  10. marty21

    marty21 my gran was in the war with bombs and shit

    just sent a text meant for mrs21 to my downstairs neighbour - who is a lovely woman but I don't have those sort of feelings for her :oops: had to send a quick apology - it wasn't rude, just only meant for your significant other :oops:
     
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  11. sojourner

    sojourner Lord of the Ponce

    Morning! Lovely relaxing weekend :cool: Didn't go Northwich after all on Friday, I stayed home, drank red wine, and worked on a set list for me next guest spot woohoo!

    What about that fucking weather MC - did you get that last night? Mad gales going on, halestorms - kept waking me up all night!
     
  12. neonwilderness

    neonwilderness Well-Known Member

    'Accidentally'? :hmm:
     
  13. marty21

    marty21 my gran was in the war with bombs and shit

    yes! :mad: :oops:
     
  14. machine cat

    machine cat Cooperative... at times.

    fucking hell, and people call me a stalker
     
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  15. hiccup

    hiccup King of the Vagabonds

    I made two sweet potato chilli tortilla wraps for lunch today, and put them in a bag with some tangerines and a slice of christmas cake, and LEFT THE FUCKING BAG ON THE BED AT HOME so now I have no lunch. Great.
     
  16. marty21

    marty21 my gran was in the war with bombs and shit

    my neighbour is fine about it - I help her out a lot, and often feed her pussy
     
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  17. machine cat

    machine cat Cooperative... at times.

    Is her pussy nice?
     
  18. quimcunx

    quimcunx jesus tonsils

    Oh, are you going to be profound?

    are you going to intend on being profound but get overexcited and call someone a prick or announce a satisfying dump?

    Will it involve shrimps?
     
  19. colacubes

    colacubes Well-Known Member

    *snort* :D

    Morning All. Last 3 weeks before Christmas drag. Not much on work wise so it means looooong and boring drag.

    Also, I spent 3 hours playing the clarinet for the first time in a good few years yesterday and now my face hurts and my lips have puffed up so it looks like I've had collagen injections :cool: :D
     
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  20. marty21

    marty21 my gran was in the war with bombs and shit

    lovely! kato and me bond whenever I am on feeding pussy duty
     
  21. quimcunx

    quimcunx jesus tonsils

    Oh, that sounds delicious.

    Never mind you can get an egg salad sandwich from the shop.
     
  22. marty21

    marty21 my gran was in the war with bombs and shit

    playing the clarinet ? :hmm::oops:
     
  23. Biddlybee

    Biddlybee making knots with sticks

    3 full weeks here too, then a 4 day weekend and back to work.

    I am in muzzy fuzzy cold drag this morning... sat with my coat on and heater blasting under my desk :hmm:
     
  24. colacubes

    colacubes Well-Known Member

    Not a euphemism :D
     
  25. machine cat

    machine cat Cooperative... at times.

    Still not at her desk :(:(
     
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  26. sojourner

    sojourner Lord of the Ponce

    Poor you - is nasty that.

    I am wearing 2 pairs of socks plus 3 sets of thermals here at my front desk in fucking Siberia and my heater is on full, and it isn't making me warm.
     
  27. TruXta

    TruXta Tired of this

    Boo. MC, what to do?
     
  28. machine cat

    machine cat Cooperative... at times.

    No idea :(

    There some stuff under her desk so I think she's on holiday. Will keep checking for you.
     
  29. Biddlybee

    Biddlybee making knots with sticks

    The muzzy fuzzy is self inflicted :oops:, but this freezing office is ridiculous!
     
  30. neonwilderness

    neonwilderness Well-Known Member

    Just bought pie and mash from the bakers and I think they have used some sort of fake mash. I am going to phone trading standards :mad:
     
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