Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

yes!

fucking hell, and people call me a stalker

I made two sweet potato chilli tortilla wraps for lunch today, and put them in a bag with some tangerines and a slice of christmas cake, and LEFT THE FUCKING BAG ON THE BED AT HOME so now I have no lunch. Great.

my neighbour is fine about it - I help her out a lot, and often feed her pussy

Is her pussy nice?

Oh, are you going to be profound?

are you going to intend on being profound but get overexcited and call someone a prick or announce a satisfying dump?

Will it involve shrimps?

*snort*

Morning All. Last 3 weeks before Christmas drag. Not much on work wise so it means looooong and boring drag.

Also, I spent 3 hours playing the clarinet for the first time in a good few years yesterday and now my face hurts and my lips have puffed up so it looks like I've had collagen injections

lovely! kato and me bond whenever I am on feeding pussy duty

Oh, that sounds delicious.

Never mind you can get an egg salad sandwich from the shop.

playing the clarinet ?

3 full weeks here too, then a 4 day weekend and back to work.

I am in muzzy fuzzy cold drag this morning... sat with my coat on and heater blasting under my desk

Not a euphemism

Still not at her desk

Poor you - is nasty that.

I am wearing 2 pairs of socks plus 3 sets of thermals here at my front desk in fucking Siberia and my heater is on full, and it isn't making me warm.

Boo. MC, what to do?

No idea

There some stuff under her desk so I think she's on holiday. Will keep checking for you.

The muzzy fuzzy is self inflicted , but this freezing office is ridiculous!

Just bought pie and mash from the bakers and I think they have used some sort of fake mash. I am going to phone trading standards

I made Irish coffee last night with fake cream. Not going there again.