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Post here when you've had you christmas fights :D

Discussion in 'Christmas 2008' started by isitme, Dec 25, 2008.

  1. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    awr what make of puppy?
  2. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    Heh, button gets to chop onions cos his glasses give him added protection. He asks how I want them chopped though ... very particular about how the onions are chopped, different for every dish innit :D
  3. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    onions are the most important part of everyting. honestly like. it's my creation, eat it once it's done, but don't fucking touch my food while i make it :D:D
  4. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    this is how my family dragged our way up into the middle class. tooth and nail over hundreds of years
  5. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    wow i'm so full of shit i impress myself sometimes :D:D
  6. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    French onion soup, I fancy making that today while I'm on my own. Haven't made it for ages and ages.
  7. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    You could be the next Jamie Oliver :cool:
  8. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    get everything you didn't yesterday and turn it into a curry:cool:
  9. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    little bit of rocket:cool:
  10. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    nutters. :D x

    i will tell my (their) fight story when its over. :-|
  11. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence


    Loads of cold goose and ham, and only me to eat it until Monday. Yep, I might do some cooking with it, so I don't have to do much next week. Chuck it all in the freezer :cool:
  12. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    Is the fight still going on then? :eek:
  13. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    yes, theyre both piss fuckin drunk and still raising hell...:rolleyes:

    they proper hate each other. :D
  14. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    That would do my head in ... I'd end up having to go out and leave them to it, or I'd snap and outdo both of them in a bout of screaming frustration :D
  15. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    or as cheesy would say...hes 'elegantly wasted' :D

    my sister is 'piss fuckin drunk' :D

    is it obvious whos side im on? :p
  16. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    they didnt go full steam until later in the night when all the kids were at their cousins and its just us 'grown ups' now...

    i have headphones on but can still hear them, and her boyfriend showed up about an hour ago flappin his gums, so we'll see.

    i know liam can handle himself but fuckin hell, my sister loves to row thats for sure!!!! :eek:

    i may as well laugh about it.

    these things are always funny...

    til someone loses an eye. :-|
  17. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    Get a big sheet of paper and draw one of these >> :rolleyes: << on it and sit there holding it up. Or do some face painting with green eyeliner and that, make your face into a rerleyes and take pics and post em up :cool:
  18. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    :D


    good idea cesare, good idea...


    he keeps coming to check on me during the breaks(the BREAKS lol!!!)... (im in the bed lol...)

    has SHE checked on me?! has she fuck. :mad:

    im getting out of this bed soon! :cool:
  19. cesare

    cesare silence is violence, violence

    Yeah you gotta do something completely unexpected to distract em :D

    Or, last resort, you can burst into tears (you might have to practise this quietly in the kitchen with an onion first) and accuse them of ruining your Christmas FOREVER and have a fit of the screaming abdabs (you could smash something you're not keen on for added effect) then storm into the kitchen* and put a chair under the doorknob so they can't get in and pretend to sob quietly in a corner when what you're doing is barricading yourself where there's food and drink that they can't get to :cool:

    * Sneak the laptop in there first so you have some entertainment.
  20. mauvais

    mauvais ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

    It sounds a lot like WAR, but I don't see any WAR REPORTS :confused:
  21. foo

    foo dirtysweet

    i know it's all a bit tame innit mauvais.

    i know!

    i'll chuck a bowl of dirty washing up water over sleeping son number 2. :)

    that should start some kind of war. :cool:
  22. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    hed know i was fake crying. lol...:-\ ...but i guess im gonna have to get up if im to report vvvvvvvvvv...:mad:

    its hard to report from the comfort of bed...

    but for you, i will get up and start reporting. :-|

    hehe...

    you could shove a big dinner roll in his mouth during a game of pictionary like my girls da did to my sister (which is what kicked it all off...)
  23. mauvais

    mauvais ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

    YAY it's mad old Auntie Foo she's bound to kick off some kind of darkness for humanity :cool:
  24. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    excellent.

    im off the hook and foo can be the WAR reporter. :cool:


    i was DEEPLY dreading typing what happened on the pool table tbh. :cool:


    go for it foo! x
  25. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    i proper fancy foo :D
  26. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    as well you should isit! even i have a girl crush on her.


    foo is the business! :cool:
  27. mauvais

    mauvais ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

    In fairness it's probably all that blood she has all over her face and her chanting and the ribcage of an orphan that she is wearing for a hat that just makes you think that foo is 'the business'.
  28. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    can a pool ball, snooker ball, whatever the fuck you wanna call it, can one get busted?

    whats inside of em anyway? :confused:
  29. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    at xmas 'dirty bomb' has many meanings :D:(
  30. milkymoo

    milkymoo Well-Known Member

    None so far this year and making a quick exit before new years to keep things that way. Makes a nice change after last year though!

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