Meet Harrison

My sister's new puppy. He's adorable (when he's not shitting and pissing everywhere)

OMG... he is seriously adorable!

He's already smoking cigars



and naturally loves shoes

He is lovely!! Look at his big feet and funny face. Very, very huggable!!

Why do people breed dogs to look like fat old men?

Too cute!!!

He snores really loudly as well and he's been pouncing on all the plants he can reach. He's going to be trouble

Argh, I hate Xenforo sometimes. Going to have to reduce pic sizes

He doesn't care what you think teuchter

I like how he is doing the churchill with the dog cigar.

He's thinking: why have the humans made me like this?

Took me forever to get a picture of him with that biscuit

He'd probably be thinking equally nasty thoughts about you if he ever saw you or are you God's gift?

Meeting outside dog

Well just let him know that it is appreciated. I just hope he grows into that skin.

That's precisely what professional photographers do - either wait ages or take hundreds of exposures in the hope that one will be right.

I'm sure he'll be as handsome as Horace, their previous dog

The thick skin is protection for when he gets his jabs

Cute puppy, but I'm slightly creeped out by the stuffed toy ones on that table near him.

Yeah, I think he thought I was going to nick his biscuit and kept wandering off just as I had him.

Turns out he's 8 weeks old. I thought they were getting him at 12 weeks. He's getting his first jabs tomorrow.

I think they were bought as presents when they had the old dog. They're not normally on that table. Most people use them as headrests/armrests on the sofa

He has a guard meerkat as well

Ah. Fair enough then.

Well, if it stops him feeling lonely...

I think he'll probably chew it to bits. Considering they only got him yesterday.... he's chewing his bed, shoes, shoelaces, camera straps, necklaces, attempting to get at the plants

But chewing is what puppies do. Although some take longer to grow out of it.

Last lot. Can't be arsed with any more.

He's lovely

Squeee. Adoorrrable.

I just can't get enthused about pedigree dogs since i watched this. The full program is on Youtube but the bulldog stuff is in this part from 3:52.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=wQSR-1yAMXo

Where's his tail?

ETA: They have right funny little tails

It's a little straight one. I like the proper one though