I think you'll find carlitos is a man. and yes he prolly will be. until old trafford in a week anyway.
Would be much easier though to do a Trafford Street with Gary Neville as Hayley Cropper. No Photoshopping required!
There are some more here ; http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/...ira-gallery-manchester-city?picture=358193379
No that's Mancini, our manager. I'm talking about Paolo Maldini whose probably still knocking around for AC Milan in his early forties and therefore thinking about our problem left back slot (though it does seem we're signing a 23-year old Argentinian to keep Carlos and Pablo company, and he's supposed to be alright)