loo roll: over or under?

Quite!

So corax and ou are both bog hogs

In my flat, we use separate toilets.

The only thing that makes me really fucking angry about toilet roll is when in public toilets you can never find the end of the thing. You end up scratching round and round and round and because it is a public toilet roll dispenser you are not allowed to see any of the actual toilet roll as that is uncouth.
Yes, this is frustrating as to the design of the dispenser but what makes me really angry is that the last selfish fucker has been in there, found it and let it go again!!!
I always make sure I leave the end showing because I am a nice person

Hardly.

You have more than one toilet? How big is your flat?

mr b asks: are you an astronaut? or VERY pissed?

so how long do you lounge about for when you're having a slash?

Asks who?

Only two bedrooms, and one of those is a damn small.

I don't hang about usually. I leave when I'm done

Two toilets seems excessive for a flat that size

Yes, when you've twittered about your urination no doubt

One of them's only a small tray in the lounge though to be fair.

you piss in a litter tray? :scared:

asks you

No, I'm the one sitting down browsing twitter and playing Solitaire.

just totally :stage left:

I don't understand

Bollocks.

Just call 'Rax Catman.

I only said that I'm not hogging the loo because we use separate toilets in my flat. You lot are expecting the cat to use the flushing loo, and you think I'm the weird one?

This post is brought to you by me, sitting on the bog to have a wee

Dude, you're the one referring to you and the cat as "we".

What's wrong with that? I am sitting on the sofa with a cat. We are sitting on the sofa

at the time of the notorious wonderbra ad i lived in a house with two male cats. every time i came in the door it was "hello boys"

i also tell the cat bless you when he sneezes. the use of "we" in this context is totally appropriate :thumbs:

I've seen a video of a cat using a human bog, yours cat is obviously less refined.

It's not a capability thing, it's just that I don't want to find it unavailable when I feel like having a bit of a rest and catching up on on the football transfer news.

i'm hazarding a guess that those men who piss sitting down are not men who have children and no lock on the bathroom door

Perhaps you could train it to defecate in the bidet.