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loo roll: over or under?

Discussion in 'suburban75' started by wayward bob, Jul 8, 2012.

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which is the correct way for loo rolls to be hung?

  1. with the loose sheet away from the wall

    70.0%
  2. with the loose sheet next to the wall

    20.0%
  3. i use my hand/water/moss on a stick

    8.3%
  4. i do not defecate

    1.7%
  1. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    Quite!
  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model let's kill the king

    So corax and ou are both bog hogs
  3. Corax

    Corax This will change your life: http://bit.ly/19lPFRa

    In my flat, we use separate toilets.
  4. kittyP

    kittyP schmeeer

    The only thing that makes me really fucking angry about toilet roll is when in public toilets you can never find the end of the thing. You end up scratching round and round and round and because it is a public toilet roll dispenser you are not allowed to see any of the actual toilet roll as that is uncouth.
    Yes, this is frustrating as to the design of the dispenser but what makes me really angry is that the last selfish fucker has been in there, found it and let it go again!!!
    I always make sure I leave the end showing because I am a nice person :mad:
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  5. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    Hardly.
  6. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model let's kill the king

    You have more than one toilet? How big is your flat?
  7. wayward bob

    wayward bob official sideboard pervert

    mr b asks: are you an astronaut? or VERY pissed? :D
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  8. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model let's kill the king

    so how long do you lounge about for when you're having a slash?
  9. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    Asks who?
  10. Corax

    Corax This will change your life: http://bit.ly/19lPFRa

    Only two bedrooms, and one of those is a damn small.
  11. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    I don't hang about usually. I leave when I'm done
  12. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model let's kill the king

    Two toilets seems excessive for a flat that size
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  13. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model let's kill the king

    Yes, when you've twittered about your urination no doubt
  14. Corax

    Corax This will change your life: http://bit.ly/19lPFRa

    One of them's only a small tray in the lounge though to be fair.
  15. wayward bob

    wayward bob official sideboard pervert

    you piss in a litter tray? :confused::scared:
  16. wayward bob

    wayward bob official sideboard pervert

    asks you :p
  17. Corax

    Corax This will change your life: http://bit.ly/19lPFRa

    No, I'm the one sitting down browsing twitter and playing Solitaire.
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  18. wayward bob

    wayward bob official sideboard pervert

    just totally :confused: :D :stage left:
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  19. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    I don't understand
  20. Jackobi

    Jackobi swallows anything

    Bollocks.
  21. Greebo

    Greebo the countdown begins here

    Just call 'Rax Catman. :)
  22. Corax

    Corax This will change your life: http://bit.ly/19lPFRa

    I only said that I'm not hogging the loo because we use separate toilets in my flat. You lot are expecting the cat to use the flushing loo, and you think I'm the weird one? :confused:
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  23. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    This post is brought to you by me, sitting on the bog to have a wee
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  24. Greebo

    Greebo the countdown begins here

    Dude, you're the one referring to you and the cat as "we".

    [​IMG]
  25. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    What's wrong with that? I am sitting on the sofa with a cat. We are sitting on the sofa
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  26. wayward bob

    wayward bob official sideboard pervert

    at the time of the notorious wonderbra ad i lived in a house with two male cats. every time i came in the door it was "hello boys" :D

    i also tell the cat bless you when he sneezes. the use of "we" in this context is totally appropriate :thumbs:
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  27. Jackobi

    Jackobi swallows anything

    I've seen a video of a cat using a human bog, yours cat is obviously less refined.
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  28. Corax

    Corax This will change your life: http://bit.ly/19lPFRa

    It's not a capability thing, it's just that I don't want to find it unavailable when I feel like having a bit of a rest and catching up on on the football transfer news.
  29. wayward bob

    wayward bob official sideboard pervert

    i'm hazarding a guess that those men who piss sitting down are not men who have children :hmm: and no lock on the bathroom door :D
  30. Jackobi

    Jackobi swallows anything

    Perhaps you could train it to defecate in the bidet.

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