List your Christmas present haul here!

I got:

A Jet Set Willy t-shirt
A t-shirt with just the "mother ship" from Space Invaders on it
Goldeneye Wii
Beatles 1962-66 CD
Beatles 1967-70 CD
The Best of Bernard Cribbins CD
Catterick DVD
Best of Father Ted DVD
Bizarre football stories book

and the in-laws to come with more later.

All that by 10 to nine in the morning? couldn't you pace yourself?!

I hope you had the grace to look surprised.

thus far I have got a bottle of Tanqueray. The joys of single parenthood *

*I will get more stuff later though

I did really well this year!

scarf
three jewellery sets
a fancy notebook and pen
lots of nice smellies from lush
chocolates (that I will give away)
make up
and a toaster

...wins the thread.

Oh aye.

Course not! There were children involved and a turn-based opening of gifts. Couple more things to come later.

hehe mine is broken and you have to stand there holding it down so it is pretty nifty. Oh and it's silver and shiny

Boots Botanics Aroma Total Relaxation Massage Kit from my mother. It's half price in Boots now, £10, but I expect she paid full price. Total waste of money, the only things I will use are the oils and she could have got twice as many for the same price. I'm not ungrateful, I'm just angry with shops who charge over the odds for things just because they are in a nice but totally useless tin.

A chocolate orange with popping candy
An Audrey Hepburn calendar
Pino Grigio x2
A choc bar with MUM on it
Lipgloss
Funky, furry green slippers
Lush bath bombs
A LEGO iDock
A Kindle

I am happppyy girl.

Hohner Marine Band Blues Harp in 'A' from me sis.
Portable amp and microphone for the above from me bro.
A full set of pans from me Mum .
Frankie Boyle DVD and a travel book from Stepdad.
Bottle of Sailor Jerry from uncle and aunt.
Mug with 'I'm A Twat' written on bottom from Mum.
Soap with 'Face' written on one side and 'Arse' written on other from Stepdad. Theme developing here.
Wine box from aunt.

Great stuff. More to come when the other side of the family arrives.

Insulated mug for dog walking
Glee wii game
Nigella Kitchen
Tala icing syringe set
Hello Kitty calendar
Cliff Richard calendar : )
Brandy
Some sweeties
Cocktail pearl set and chambord
Some smellies
A shredder...

I'm dead chuffed, lots of lovely gifts and a shredder. : D

Typically my son is playing with the inside of a roll of wrapping paper and my daughter is getting the cats to chase the light from her laser pen (£5 bargain) all around the room

A talking bagpuss
A perfume set from Body shop
Some lovely sparkly jewellery
Three bath bombs form Lush
2 smelly candles
A little tree made from amethyst

NO CHOCOLATE

A new Liverpool long sleeve home shirt
A greatest speeches book
An INLA book
A Samsung Tocco Lite phone
Shirts and trousers for work
Two tops

I am very satisfied with this years haul!

A new backpack, luggage tags and passport holder (I travel a lot)
T-shirts (Back to the Future, Spiderman, Batman)
Stephen Fry book
Let The Right One In and Tim Minchin DVDs
1001 Films You Must See Before You Die book (meh)
Lumberjack shirt
Desk toy
Some after-shave (I have a beard)
Lots and lots of alcohol (win)

You want to check the prices on those "Red Letter Day" experience gifts - marked-up by about 300% usually.

Haven't opened any yet (sooooooon soooon) but one of them is definitely Lego, i can tell by the rattle

Our main family Christmas is happening on 8th Jan as the better half is working this weekend and other family members are away, so limited so far...

mp3 player
Red shirt & wicked tie
Al Murray DVD
DAB/FM clock radio
Private Eye subscription
Strange furry hat with ear flaps.
A cock-ring!!!!

I am sure those last two will go well together.

Wii with Wii Resort
Flip Mino
Socks
DVDs (present from me)
Chain (Celtic design)
Bookcase (split the cost with my sister)
A lava lamp from my sister
DKNY perfume from my sister (I never wear perfume and I hate the smell)
Other bits and bobs

Very cool indeed.

I got a wicked train set for my second Xmas but found the box infinitely more interesting by all accounts.

A Cheryl Cole style short military jacket in blue and red, matching bracelet, necklace and earrings (from M&S), a coin purse with cats on it. All from Mr. QofG's

From his Father and step-Mother a rather nice set of small bowls to put olives and stuff in plus a selection of small snacks to put in them. Plus a slightly hideous bottle holder in the shape of a Christmas chef, however that is infinitely better than the decorative pistols and model bull (as in bullfighting) which we have had in previous years (the step-Mother is Spanish)!

More presents tomorrow from my brother-in-law and then in the New year from my family!

An outrage!!

My iDock is LEGO! *bounce*

I have added to my haul. Big bar of Fruit & Nut, some peanut M & Ms, some Haribo...and "Up" on DVD, which I've never seen.

Great film - make sure you have some tissues handy right from the start!

I would happily give you my massive box of Thorntons choccies if you lived closer madzone.
I prefer crisps

Defo going to wait for the kids to go to bed before watching. I've heard about the first bit.