So you wouldn't enjoy it, and given your antipathy to camping etc. (and nowt wrong with not liking camping!), you probably never would enjoy Glastonbury. But as I said, no-one's trying to make you come along. I still think that criticisms based on what you've heard/read in the media/read on the net run the danger of ending up exaggerated and inaccurate. You risk taking everything people like Bouncer The Exaggerator says as gospel and seeing what I and newbie say as mindless loyalty, because you START from a preset hostile position. People like newbie, myself and especially free spirit all have criticisms too, but ours are surely more informed, because while yours have SOME truth in them, they're based on not having been and thus emphasise and exaggerate the negatives too much and ignore the considerable positives. Got to go.