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Jimmy Carr uses loopholes to avoid paying tax

Discussion in 'books, films, TV, radio & writing' started by B0B2oo9, Jun 18, 2012.

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  1. B0B2oo9 You're all Gay

    B0B2oo9, Jun 18, 2012
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  2. weltweit Well-Known Member

    Death and taxes - certainties!!
    weltweit, Jun 18, 2012
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  3. DexterTCN ding dong

    It's not gone on food.
    DexterTCN, Jun 18, 2012
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  4. Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    Well, if it's tax evasion, he's in big trouble. If it's tax avoidance then he can make even more money by satirising it in his stand up routine. The former is illegal, the latter makes him an immoral cunt, whereas I just thought previously he was a cunt.
    Mrs Magpie, Jun 18, 2012
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  5. Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

    How. The. Fuck. Did he get that deficit? I would have put him down lower than that as gross earnings for his whole career.

    Oh well.
    Badgers, Jun 19, 2012
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  6. OneStrike Well-Known Member

    Laws need changing, cunts like him want hanging.
    OneStrike, Jun 19, 2012
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  7. weltweit Well-Known Member

    A bit strong don't you think. Perhaps he just got behind making payments.
    weltweit, Jun 19, 2012
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  8. OneStrike Well-Known Member

    I don't believe the hanging part of above post, it just felt good.
    OneStrike, Jun 19, 2012
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  9. Wilf Grumpy wilfully ignorant fuckstick

    Don't abandon your 'Hang Jimmy Carr' position without a very, very good reason.
    Wilf, Jun 19, 2012
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  10. weltweit Well-Known Member

    I like Jimmy Carr, he makes me laugh, along with many of his compadres....
    weltweit, Jun 19, 2012
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  11. weltweit Well-Known Member

    Mind you, he does have one of the stupidest laughs around ....
    weltweit, Jun 19, 2012
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  12. Wilf Grumpy wilfully ignorant fuckstick

    I used to like Sean Lock...
    Wilf, Jun 19, 2012
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  13. Orang Utan 90% Beard

    Nothing I learn about this man is good. He nicks jokes off of Jim Davidson, hates gypsies, insists on seeing the questions in advance on panel shows and now he cheats his taxes. What a bellend.
    Orang Utan, Jun 19, 2012
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  14. OneStrike Well-Known Member

    Fuck him, i'd like to see him hang, his head is so large in proportion to his body his hanging would be fun, possible decapitation?
    OneStrike, Jun 19, 2012
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  15. scifisam feck! arse! girls! drink!

    What a fucking dickhead. How does anyone forget to pay that much tax?
    scifisam, Jun 19, 2012
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  16. Orang Utan 90% Beard

    Orang Utan, Jun 19, 2012
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  17. Wilf Grumpy wilfully ignorant fuckstick

    ... with the cast of Fat Gypsy Wedding dragging on his feet to to ensure the final separation. :)
    Wilf, Jun 19, 2012
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  18. barney_pig Po-cha-na-quar-hip

    seeing him fawning to the Hanoverian inbreds at their palace entertainment, then a few days later attempting to make jokes about jennie bonds royal toadying on 8 out of 10 cats brought to mind the image of pots and kettles
    barney_pig, Jun 19, 2012
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  19. Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    He also has a cruel face. I know a toddler who burst into tears and hid when they saw him on the telly. Clearly an excellent judge of character.
    Mrs Magpie, Jun 19, 2012
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  20. goldenecitrone ubi sunt

    Diddy?
    goldenecitrone, Jun 19, 2012
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  21. butchersapron 8 sails, 50 cannons

    Carr is using this line to sell his current tour:

    butchersapron, Jun 19, 2012
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  22. Santino lovelier than lovely

    Why don't you any more?
    Santino, Jun 19, 2012
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  23. Orang Utan 90% Beard

    On a celebrity tax related note, here is Lauryn Hill's rather long winded justification for not payin her taxes. Unlike Jimmy Carr, it provides a few laughs: http://mslaurynhill.tumblr.com/
    Orang Utan, Jun 19, 2012
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  24. Lord Camomile Unknown Member

    I wonder if this will get any traction. Not like it hasn't happened before, but if it's a well-known face maybe people will pay attention.

    Unlikely though. It probably needs a Milly Dowler-esque angle.
    Lord Camomile, Jun 19, 2012
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  25. purves grundy ambient clown remix

    My eyes mixed up the reading of two titles in the 'new posts' page when I saw this - thought it was 'Jimmy Carr diagnosed with MS'. I momentarily perked up but... nah... not good to wish illnesses on anyone, is it.
    purves grundy, Jun 19, 2012
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  26. B0B2oo9 You're all Gay

    He didnt pay his Carr Tax..... Boom Tish !
    B0B2oo9, Jun 19, 2012
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  27. killer b fuck's sake

    it is huge. so big that he has to store it in a junk yard just outside preston...

    [IMG]
    killer b, Jun 19, 2012
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  28. B0B2oo9 You're all Gay

    B0B2oo9, Jun 19, 2012
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  29. editor Boris-flaming web tycoon

    If someone on benefits tries to save a few bob with a trick or two, they're quickly plastered all over the local papers as 'thieving scroungers' and 'benefit frauds.'

    This cunt has managed to avoid paying £3.3m.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...tter-turns-on-Jimmy-Carr-over-tax-scheme.html
    editor, Jun 19, 2012
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  30. southside Banned

    I can't stand the prick, he is about as funny as a hole in a life boat.

    Burn it with fire.
    southside, Jun 19, 2012
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