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Jimmy Carr uses loopholes to avoid paying tax

Discussion in 'books, films, TV, radio & writing' started by B0B2oo9, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. B0B2oo9

    B0B2oo9 You're all Gay

  2. weltweit

    weltweit Well-Known Member

    Death and taxes - certainties!!
     
  3. DexterTCN

    DexterTCN 18-9-14

    It's not gone on food.
     
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  4. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    Well, if it's tax evasion, he's in big trouble. If it's tax avoidance then he can make even more money by satirising it in his stand up routine. The former is illegal, the latter makes him an immoral cunt, whereas I just thought previously he was a cunt.
     
  5. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

    How. The. Fuck. Did he get that deficit? I would have put him down lower than that as gross earnings for his whole career.

    Oh well.
     
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  6. OneStrike

    OneStrike Well-Known Member

    Laws need changing, cunts like him want hanging.
     
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  7. weltweit

    weltweit Well-Known Member

    A bit strong don't you think. Perhaps he just got behind making payments.
     
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  8. OneStrike

    OneStrike Well-Known Member

    I don't believe the hanging part of above post, it just felt good.
     
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  9. Wilf

    Wilf What sort of disgusting anti-human cunt are you?

    Don't abandon your 'Hang Jimmy Carr' position without a very, very good reason.
     
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  10. weltweit

    weltweit Well-Known Member

    I like Jimmy Carr, he makes me laugh, along with many of his compadres....
     
  11. weltweit

    weltweit Well-Known Member

    Mind you, he does have one of the stupidest laughs around ....
     
  12. Wilf

    Wilf What sort of disgusting anti-human cunt are you?

    I used to like Sean Lock...
     
  13. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    Nothing I learn about this man is good. He nicks jokes off of Jim Davidson, hates gypsies, insists on seeing the questions in advance on panel shows and now he cheats his taxes. What a bellend.
     
  14. OneStrike

    OneStrike Well-Known Member

    Fuck him, i'd like to see him hang, his head is so large in proportion to his body his hanging would be fun, possible decapitation?
     
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  15. scifisam

    scifisam feck! arse! girls! drink!

    What a fucking dickhead. How does anyone forget to pay that much tax?
     
  16. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

  17. Wilf

    Wilf What sort of disgusting anti-human cunt are you?

    ... with the cast of Fat Gypsy Wedding dragging on his feet to to ensure the final separation. :)
     
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  18. barney_pig

    barney_pig Po-cha-na-quar-hip

    seeing him fawning to the Hanoverian inbreds at their palace entertainment, then a few days later attempting to make jokes about jennie bonds royal toadying on 8 out of 10 cats brought to mind the image of pots and kettles
     
  19. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    He also has a cruel face. I know a toddler who burst into tears and hid when they saw him on the telly. Clearly an excellent judge of character.
     
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  20. goldenecitrone

    goldenecitrone ubi sunt

    Diddy?
     
  21. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    Carr is using this line to sell his current tour:

     
  22. Santino

    Santino lovelier than lovely

    Why don't you any more?
     
  23. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan like an outdated combine harvester

    On a celebrity tax related note, here is Lauryn Hill's rather long winded justification for not payin her taxes. Unlike Jimmy Carr, it provides a few laughs: http://mslaurynhill.tumblr.com/
     
  24. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Unknown Member

    I wonder if this will get any traction. Not like it hasn't happened before, but if it's a well-known face maybe people will pay attention.

    Unlikely though. It probably needs a Milly Dowler-esque angle.
     
  25. purves grundy

    purves grundy ambient clown remix

    My eyes mixed up the reading of two titles in the 'new posts' page when I saw this - thought it was 'Jimmy Carr diagnosed with MS'. I momentarily perked up but... nah... not good to wish illnesses on anyone, is it.
     
  26. B0B2oo9

    B0B2oo9 You're all Gay

    He didnt pay his Carr Tax..... Boom Tish !
     
  27. killer b

    killer b Poster of the year 2005, 2006 & 2011

    it is huge. so big that he has to store it in a junk yard just outside preston...

    [​IMG]
     
  28. B0B2oo9

    B0B2oo9 You're all Gay

  29. editor

    editor Got a fever +the only prescription is more cowbell

    If someone on benefits tries to save a few bob with a trick or two, they're quickly plastered all over the local papers as 'thieving scroungers' and 'benefit frauds.'

    This cunt has managed to avoid paying £3.3m.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...tter-turns-on-Jimmy-Carr-over-tax-scheme.html
     
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  30. southside

    southside Banned

    I can't stand the prick, he is about as funny as a hole in a life boat.

    Burn it with fire.
     
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