So a big cockroach came into our apartment today and scared the shit out of my girlfriend But anyway, it set off the question in my head of who would win in a war between ants and cockroaches? I don't know if they ever do have wars with each other, I imagine that they just avoid each other But if there was a full on global conflict who would win? Are there any other insects in the running? Oh and btw I did also plan to clean all the dark places and put stuff down to make them leave, I don't just think about stupid stuff all the time lol
I like this thread. MEGA-COLONY OF ARGENTINEAN ANTS TAKES OVER WORLD! The ants would win. They are serious and organized and many.
Come to think of it let's say there's 3,600 tonnes of ant on planet Earth. I'd say that meant about 1,700 tonnes of cockroach. Ants'a got the weight of numbers init.
Because they are cunts they would ally with their cousins the ants. In a world wide war between ants and cockroaches they would see which way the wind was blowing.
Wasps cannot be trusted, as soon as the tide turned in favour of the ants the wasps would betray them in a epic manner. As previously mentioned wasps tend to be somewhat cuntish.
The tide of the ants will never turn. Their dominion extends over all the earth and is everlasting. Although wasps are indeed cunts.
I know that there are more ants but cockroaches are much harder to get rid of (as a human). Is that just because cockroaches use humans more than ants?
anyone see that tv prog about the underground ant city that they filled with concrete and excavated? (the people notthe ants, the ants had left). It was amazing - ants know their stuff. Then there's those soldier ants that build tunnels and kill and chop up anything in their way!! Proper nails, is ants. Don't fuck with ants.
Someone told me that cockroaches would be the only thing that survived a global nuclear war If it was the same volume of ants and cockroaches who would win?
Can't pretend I'm not disappointed with the lack of conjecture on this thread Are ants the hardest creature on the planet? I don't rate wasps at all, once there was a nest of wasps living under my window and I was sat there playing Football Manager and Facebook and butchering wasps in downtime. Then I ended up burning their nest, but they really were crap wasps
I have actually created a centurion style bear pit using a large pie dish and about 9 species of creature we found in our apartment in Spain when on holiday a while back. We had cockroach vs spider, wingless moth vs shield bug AND NONE OF THEM KICKED OFF WITH ANY OF THE OTHERS Fun was to be had however, by tieing a long hair around a moth, leash style, and taking it for a fly around the complex
Cockroaches. They'd instigate a nuclear war knowing they'd be the only ones to survive. Along with Keith Richards.
