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Higgs Boson has been 'discovered'. Possibly. Announcement on 4th July

Discussion in 'science and environment' started by editor, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. dylans overlord of all acorns

  2. quimcunx the poop of doom

    Not sure which of those two I feel more drawn to.
  3. ATOMIC SUPLEX Member Since: 1985 Post Count: 3

    I like the second one.

    I just thought it was funny, comic sans isn't standard, someone must have set it to that and that nice blue colour.
  4. killer b fuck's sake

    i think someone was having a joke.
  5. Blagsta My spine is the bassline

    That was the Higgs Bozo
  6. teqniq DisMembered

  7. Termite Man zombie flesh eater

    so let me get this right,

    they have found a boson which may or may not be the one belonging to higgs and there has been no black hole which will destroy the earth.

    I have to say I'm slightly disappointed in the outcome of all this :(
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  8. ericjarvis give a feck for the feckless

    Don't worry. Somewhere in the data they haven't yet examined in detail is the evidence that the boson was stolen from Dirac by Higgs, and thus there are holes in the standard model after all. After all the effort hawking the Higgs boson around it will be discovered that, due to all the physicists sitting on the fence, it's all been a complete waste of time, and that John Butler did it.
  9. cesare Tramp. The. Dirt. Down.

    "hawking" :D
  10. Termite Man zombie flesh eater


    still not an earth destroying black hole though is it.
  11. Lord Camomile Unknown Member

    Glad I wasn't the only one :D
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  12. stuff_it Nerd burglar

    Cat takes off.
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  13. ericjarvis give a feck for the feckless

    Bless you, have a tissue.
  14. ericjarvis give a feck for the feckless

    This one was settled by experiment long ago. The cat is bloody furious.
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  15. T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    So much for the early techincal problems of the LHC actually being acts of sabotage from time travellers to prevent humanity from destroying itself :(
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  16. ViolentPanda I'll be your Marvin Hagler.

    Quorn.
  17. ViolentPanda I'll be your Marvin Hagler.

    And, of course, the Higgs Boson is very easily Spoonerised into the Bigg Hoaxon.
    Coincidence? I think not! :hmm:
  18. 2hats these hands were made for making

  19. alsoknownas some bloke

    For some reason caption 1 of that IKEA mockup (with the little wooden stub thingies) made me cackle like an idiot :D.
  20. SpookyFrank Bound for glory

  21. Fruitloop communism will win

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