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England fans, are England the 4th best team in the world?

Discussion in 'football' started by Lo Siento., Jul 4, 2012.


Are you England the 4th best international team in the world?

  1. Worse than that (5th or worse)

  2. Better than that (1st, 2nd or 3rd)

  3. Yes

  4. Not English and therefore not voting

  1. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    Thread to prove England fans aren't as delusional as many suspect.
  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    not as fucking delusional as fifa are
  3. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    could've sworn I made this a public poll :angry:
  4. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Domination Snert

    I've ticked better than that, even though it's clearly not true. Just for cheap laughs when it gets righteously seized upon. :)
    Termite Man, Maltin and Lo Siento. like this.
  5. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    If you click the number of votes for each option you see who voted.
  6. purenarcotic

    purenarcotic Conveniently Pocket Sized

    No, of course we're not. Fifa are laughable.
  7. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    Now you've explained it you've undone the magic.
  8. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Domination Snert

    Nah, that's the point. I'd suggest that there is absolutely no point beyond which any 'evidence' of English arrogance won't be desperately seized upon, regardless of how blatantly it's taking the piss.;)
  9. Urban-Guerrilla

    Urban-Guerrilla Active Member

    i saw the headline earlier and i thought they were on about the ladies team.
    imposs1904 and tommers like this.
  10. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    Of course, I mean we are all basically neanderthal apes hurling chairs around European squares and singing "INGERLUND" loudly in the faces of the unfortunate Portugueses that we're drowning in Trafalgar Square for beating us on pens. How could possibly be expected to have mastered sarcasm, let alone the fact that England are utter dross.
  11. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Domination Snert

    <Reels it in on the other thread>
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  12. tommers

    tommers [REDACTED]

    I saw the thread title on new posts and thought 'god, does ed ever sleep?' then I read it and it wasn't him.

    But then I saw the other one. :D
  13. editor

    editor Maudlin night owl

    Typical England. Shifting the blame to someone else.
    Lock&Light likes this.
  14. starfish

    starfish No dialogue, Just plot.

    Theyre not even the 4th best team in Europe.
    october_lost likes this.
  15. Lock&Light

    Lock&Light Ignoring most idiots Banned

    They're not even the 4th best team in England.
    imposs1904 and starfish like this.
  16. girasol

    girasol visual spaceship pilot

    Or bribable ;)
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  17. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    so 17 england fans, not one genuinely defending the proposition that england are among the four best teams in the world.
  18. editor

    editor Maudlin night owl

    How do you know they're all England fans?
  19. ericjarvis

    ericjarvis give a feck for the feckless

    My take is that, currently, Spain are a cut above everyone else, with Brazil a fairly distant second. After that there's Germany who aren't consistent enough to count with the top two. Then there's a batch who are all pretty even. Argentina, Netherlands, Italy, France, Russia, and yes, England. So 4th-9th
  20. biggus dickus

    biggus dickus what a dork! Banned

    The ranking is based on how good England would be if they could be arsed!
  21. tommers

    tommers [REDACTED]

    Speak for yourself. I'm more than happy to be the lone voice of truth. Don't tar me with your brush of moral cowardice.
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  22. tommers

    tommers [REDACTED]

    Rankings are maths and maths don't lie. I'm sorry if some people don't like the truth it lays out for everybody to clearly see.
    bromley likes this.
  23. Ted Striker

    Ted Striker Foot's on the other hand

    Because they know England are really shit at the moment! Ipso Facto (I think!) :)
  24. Ted Striker

    Ted Striker Foot's on the other hand

    To smplify

    "By a peverse mathematical ranking method incorporated by Fifa, are England the 4th highest team in the world" Answer: Yes

    "Does this mean we are 4th best (better = performance in a theoretical tournament involving all participants)" Answer: Hell no.
  25. tommers

    tommers [REDACTED]


  26. ska invita

    ska invita golden dufferdills


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  27. Fez909

    Fez909 um...

    Can't see why people are getting so worked up over this. All it says is that England have been the fourth most consistent team over the years the rankings take into account.
  28. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    stick to bash England fans with it, innit.
  29. editor

    editor Maudlin night owl

    Four votes for England being a top three team.

  30. bromley

    bromley ...isn't as good as Lewisham.

    Mission accomplished! :D
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