Endorse it in Dorset Festival 2008 (with ADDED POLL!)

Who are these people that you're all wanking over?

My life feels empty having not met them.

the bukkake twins.

*Directs a quick wank at Onket so he doesn't feel left out*

Thanks mate.

my bitches.

Reporting in! Strange-Fish & I had a wild & windy couple of days down on the coast at Lulworth Cove & I came back with a rotten cold so only just surfacing. Had an excellent time. The wedding dress just about stood up to the mud although I seem to have brought half of Dorset home in it & I love my new "Pub Sports Champion" mug! Security was more prominent than last year & I saw the 2 guys with alsatians on Sunday night but they only seemed to be patrolling the campervan field. And when I spoke to Flounder re the campervan field toilets he reckoned it was due to the vehicle they used to move them being blocked in. The only real nuisance for us were the brew crew next door who seemed to think that absolutely everybody should listen to Killing Joke at full volume at 6am but apart from those thoughtless cunts we had a fantastic time. Big up Pronghorn, Flounder and everybody else involved in the organisation.

Photos to follow & possibly a short clip of my Punk Karaoke experience if I can work out how to put stuff on You Tube.

Still feeling a little sad we didn't make it - been reading this thread while I was away - the photos are great, more please!!!!!!!!

hello you awake now, did you like the present the beer fairy left in your tent?

Wrysmile, i wish i could claim victory over the lost flip flops but MGO is right i only spotted them after spangles took her tent down.

God i am so fed up today how long till August 2009?

Yes thanks very much. I've already gushed all over the Termite man about that by PM.

Mation, TopCat, Zenie's fella & me benefited from that little present. Great stuff, much appreciated.

eeuuuuwww i hope you cleaned him up after you gushed on him what if i want to use him later?? Glad the beer was drunk i did feel a bit mean leaving you there whilst we were all fucking off but then i remembered i owned a bath.

MUCH less mean that waking me up.

ok good i could tell you were in safe hands

rizla ones were last year's

especially after you've dragged me back and then turned round again so that I could run away some more

You back home fella? Go to BED!!

Photos now online!

http://www.pbase.com/tort/festivals

Oh jesus

I wish I met more people

Apart from that brief hello we didnt see you again at all Zenie!

yeah. will go before long.

as soon as I lie down my chest seizes up though

Prop yourself up on pillows and I'll be over with chicken soup

great photos tort did anyone get one of you in your multicoloured waistcoat, i liked that

Looks like the Ed snapped me

jolly good

terrifying you mean, I'm glad I didn't have to see it in daylight.

I'm glad I avoided being in any photos at all

did you leave your tent?