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Choose me a new look.

Discussion in 'threads and dreads' started by madzone, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    I'm fed up looking like an ageing, slaggy, fat pub landlady.

    Choose me a new look.

    I'll ignore it completely of course but it'll be fun to see what you come up with.
  2. Shirl

    Shirl donkey dory

    I don't know what you what to change but I'm in the process of changing my look with help from a cosmetics consultant. I've been wearing the same make up (not literally the same) for about 40 years and I feel it's time to get help in updating myself.
    Is it your face/hair or your overall image that you want to change?
  3. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    All of it.
  4. Shirl

    Shirl donkey dory

    What do you want to look like, I mean how do you want to be perceived?
  5. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    Fuck knows really. Everything I wear ends up looking slutty or tatty or just fucking wrong. I don't want to wear shapeless tents like Dawn Fucking French but everything else just makes me look shit. And I'm skint. What are fat 46 yr old women supposed to look like?
  6. killer b

    killer b curled up on the sofa

    get some stompy boots, work up from there.
    marty21 likes this.
  7. killer b

    killer b curled up on the sofa

    jumper dresses like that one kittyp posted work well with a fuller figure imo.
  8. Shirl

    Shirl donkey dory

    Well if I was a fat 46 year old woman I would probably dress like a fat 26 year old woman. Age shouldn't really come into it. Do you want to look smart, sexy, funky, cool, stylish, what? what do you want to say about yourself? I mean really, not jokingly :)
  9. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    No, they don't :D
  10. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    I've got some. They gave me blisters.
  11. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    I really don't know what I want to look like. I know what I don't want to look like and it's how I look right now. I feel ridiculous.
    All the people I want to look like are thin.
  12. beesonthewhatnow

    beesonthewhatnow going deaf for a living

    Patience is the key here.
  13. killer b

    killer b curled up on the sofa

    post a pic of you now. i've only ever seen head shots, so no idea what your current shape is...
  14. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    They're also not that stompy. There aren't many nice boots made for women with fat legs. I have to make do with what I can find and afford.
  15. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    Absolutely no.
    Imagine an apple with a shit haircut.
  16. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    Just find some pics of fat middle aged women who look ok and I'll see if any of them appeal ;)
  17. Cribynkle

    Cribynkle squawk

    Which thin people do you want to look like?
  18. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model let's kill the king

    this is my impression of what you look like from your description of yourself:

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    in which case perhaps you might prefer to dress like this:

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  19. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    One of my painting tutors. She wears nice, colourful, funkyish, linenny, Boden but more expensive type stuff. Very middle class, y'know? She's a really succesful painter though so she can fuckkng afford it.
  20. Shirl

    Shirl donkey dory

    Pm coming
  21. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom No, I am not boat happy. Now fuck off

    I don't think there's anything wrong with being an ageing, slaggy, fat pub landlady
    wtfftw likes this.
  22. Shirl

    Shirl donkey dory

    Now I know where you're coming from :cool:
  23. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    Yeah, but I don't want to dress like her. I'd look ridiculous. I want to look like her :D
  24. Shirl

    Shirl donkey dory

    It's not a good luck.
    Stylish, bohemian artist is a better look.
  25. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    That's the one.

    They don't do it in my size.
  26. Shirl

    Shirl donkey dory

    yes they do, you're an arist for gods sake, imagine it :)
  27. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    This is going to sound like a joke but I mean it. Ive never seen a fat artist :D

    Not a female one anyway.
  28. Jackobi

    Jackobi swallows anything

    Nothing that an improved diet and exercise regime wouldn't take care of. The other two, not so easy.
  29. madzone

    madzone Physically unfavourable

    Is that right? :rolleyes:
  30. Shirl

    Shirl donkey dory

    I know a few fat female artists actually. Not only are they fat, they're good artists :D

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