Choose me a new look.

I'm fed up looking like an ageing, slaggy, fat pub landlady.

Choose me a new look.

I'll ignore it completely of course but it'll be fun to see what you come up with.

I don't know what you what to change but I'm in the process of changing my look with help from a cosmetics consultant. I've been wearing the same make up (not literally the same) for about 40 years and I feel it's time to get help in updating myself.
Is it your face/hair or your overall image that you want to change?

All of it.

What do you want to look like, I mean how do you want to be perceived?

Fuck knows really. Everything I wear ends up looking slutty or tatty or just fucking wrong. I don't want to wear shapeless tents like Dawn Fucking French but everything else just makes me look shit. And I'm skint. What are fat 46 yr old women supposed to look like?

get some stompy boots, work up from there.

jumper dresses like that one kittyp posted work well with a fuller figure imo.

Well if I was a fat 46 year old woman I would probably dress like a fat 26 year old woman. Age shouldn't really come into it. Do you want to look smart, sexy, funky, cool, stylish, what? what do you want to say about yourself? I mean really, not jokingly

No, they don't

I've got some. They gave me blisters.

I really don't know what I want to look like. I know what I don't want to look like and it's how I look right now. I feel ridiculous.
All the people I want to look like are thin.

Patience is the key here.

post a pic of you now. i've only ever seen head shots, so no idea what your current shape is...

They're also not that stompy. There aren't many nice boots made for women with fat legs. I have to make do with what I can find and afford.

Absolutely no.
Imagine an apple with a shit haircut.

Just find some pics of fat middle aged women who look ok and I'll see if any of them appeal

Which thin people do you want to look like?

this is my impression of what you look like from your description of yourself:



in which case perhaps you might prefer to dress like this:

One of my painting tutors. She wears nice, colourful, funkyish, linenny, Boden but more expensive type stuff. Very middle class, y'know? She's a really succesful painter though so she can fuckkng afford it.

Pm coming

I don't think there's anything wrong with being an ageing, slaggy, fat pub landlady

Now I know where you're coming from

Yeah, but I don't want to dress like her. I'd look ridiculous. I want to look like her

It's not a good luck.
Stylish, bohemian artist is a better look.

That's the one.

They don't do it in my size.

yes they do, you're an arist for gods sake, imagine it

This is going to sound like a joke but I mean it. Ive never seen a fat artist

Not a female one anyway.

Nothing that an improved diet and exercise regime wouldn't take care of. The other two, not so easy.

Is that right?

I know a few fat female artists actually. Not only are they fat, they're good artists