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Can squirrels get addicted to crack?

Discussion in 'Brixton' started by Bob, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. laptop

    laptop Freudenschade

    We need a proper quote and citation?
  2. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad ¡pǝlqɐsıp ƃuıƃƃɐʇ sɐɥ ;ǝpnɹ ʇou

  3. ice-is-forming

    ice-is-forming Its Hammock Time

  4. CH1

    CH1 "Red Guard"(NLYL)

    FAD ) For Avoidance of Doubt:
    "the fearsome Brixton Crack Squirrel, which feeds entirely on discarded rocks of crack cocaine and is generally rather bolshy for such a small creature. They used to hang out in the little park in front of the Ritzy Cinema, twitching spastically, dancing to music only they could hear and generally creating a malevolent ambience."
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  5. ...but unfortunately they've been priced out of the area, pushed out by wealthier foodie squirrels :(
  6. youngian

    youngian Well-Known Member

    Lets hope Mr Policeman Badger is on the case.
    I can't imagine sensible Tufty taking crack though.
    Willy Weasel yes, that's probably why he got run over all the time because he was shit faced from his pick-up from the dodgy ice cream van.
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  7. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

  8. lang rabbie

    lang rabbie Je ne regrette les gazebos

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  9. 19sixtysix

    19sixtysix μεθαύριο

    Tufty is dealing from the ice cream van :hmm:
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  10. youngian

    youngian Well-Known Member

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  11. Rushy

    Rushy igam ogam

  12. lang rabbie

    lang rabbie Je ne regrette les gazebos

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  14. laptop

    laptop Freudenschade

    You're channelling a Boris joke at Tory conference :(
  15. laptop

    laptop Freudenschade

  16. Ah, didn't realise Boris had made a squirrel joke....FFS!
  17. pogofish

    pogofish Testicle Hairstyle

  18. marty21

    marty21 One on one? You're crazy.

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  19. pogofish

    pogofish Testicle Hairstyle

    Not when an enormous, morbidly obese squirrel, with its system weakened from years of sustained crack abuse croaks and falls straight out of its tree on to some poor passerby! :eek: :D
  20. marty21

    marty21 One on one? You're crazy.

    this is a concern I have everytime I walk through a Brixton park
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  21. Citizen66

    Citizen66 splash the cistern

    That picture actually looks close to life size.
  22. lang rabbie

    lang rabbie Je ne regrette les gazebos

    Those quick and dirty "Friday afternoon before the Bank Holiday after session in the pub" Photoshop pics have got the folk in Tunnocks' PR team more coverage than any of their other work so far this year!
  23. Chuff

    Chuff Ako mula sa ibang planeta

    wow this took me back :) I actually wrote an eight page booklet of harm reduction advice for squirrels based on this story and the fun on Urban, I :thumbs: Squirrels
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  24. Lizzy Mac

    Lizzy Mac Well-Known Member

    I haven't read through this thread but I have heard of it and often, while walking through Ruskin Park, watching the squirrels licking the lids of the discarded coffee cups from Costa in the hospital, I worry that they are addicted to caffeine.
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  25. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat meh

    from another thread

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  26. toblerone3

    toblerone3 Grrrrr

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  27. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat meh

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  28. CH1

    CH1 "Red Guard"(NLYL)

    RT this morning has been railing against the wasteful US drugs industry spending $2 million dollars testing crack addiction vs ecstasy addiction in "baby rats". They are clearly going to be on the case.

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