Buy a Present for the Poster Above You

*looks offended*

Buys Paulie a 4 pack to cheer him up

dunno why you're offended. He bought me a sodding gravestone

It looks delicious Minnie

will a crate do ya squire?

Oh behave, you will be able to use that with humorous effect for years to come on here.....

And Paulie, did you genuinely not get the reference?

Before I offend anyone else....

Fuckin aunt presents I'm reduced to.

i think its called an open goal round here tbh

*buys £5 worth of cheap chocolate at the till*

Too bloody right, when I smash it over your head for being so cheeky

For past caring (to show I have no grudge against him giving me a gravestone for Christmas)

for past caring

why is he getting so many presents all of a sudden!!!

What's it say on the front - Minnie Proof?

I have no idea. I'm not buying him any

Perfect

He knows that's what 'll get him! My phone doesn't do links or pictures!

Stop doing this minnie your rules are for the poster above, so do we really have to say who it's for?

I'm not buying you a present now Biddly

I didn't want one from you anyway

For Biddly

I don't know what you're complaining about. I gave him a bottle of 10 Year Old Bushmills single malt and did I get anything in return? A 'thank you' even? Not a bit of it. I am positively CHEEBLING with ill-suppressed rage at his immense ingratitude.

CHEEBLING, I TELL YOU!

I'll have that Bushmills back then.

Stop moaning and get fractionman a present

I may get the esteemed poster known as 'Fractionman' a present, yes.

But I haven't finished cheebling yet, so I'll get back to you when I'm in a more reasonable mood.

I was playing by the fucking rules - by the time I noticed you'd posted you were no longer last on the thread. And if m_t_m hadn't have just stuck her fucking oar in you'd have been last on the list again and would have got something.

And anyway, I've already drunk the fucking Bushmills. Very nice too.

Right - no cunt post whilst I sort this fucker out.....

If you read the OP, you'd see it says I mention TO NOT BUY ME ANY PRESENTS

She's fucking done it again look.

Fear not, Good Sir, for I have returned to gratefully receive your Yuletide gift.

NOT ME

Um, I've waited in all morning expecting my Yuletide treat from Mr. Caring. It's worse than waiting in for UPS round here.

Now, my fellow posters, GIMME GIMME GIMME!

have some dancing girls