Britain's Got Talent 2012

No, the contortionist.

oh

Got any pictures?

Ugh. I just turned this in out of curiosity to see them tell a bunch of swimmers they were sexy and the swimmers were fucking delighted at it. Despite being professional athletes and seemingly functional human beings Simon Cowell's opinion of their tits made them giggle.
I fucking despair.
I'm also really bloody sick of hearing everything and everyone on television being described as sexy. I really am.

Well it was obvious the card wasn't going to be where you expected. Good trick

That card trick was rubbish. Sleight of hand!

Isn't that what most card tricks are?

Abby = Kevin the teenager!!

She doesn't look too enthusiastic does she

No! Ever seen Dynamo?

no

Check him out on youtube, Millie, he's fucking brilliant

Dynamo...a poor David Blain, without the charisma.

Minnie

FFS, the mother

Who's Millie?

Millie?

Blaine's got charisma??? lol!! Dynamo is good, shits on Blaine by miles!

Yeah, fatfinger iphone madness inniit

Well each to his own of course. How did you think Dynamo walked across the Thames. Anyone would have thought he was standing on something

Is this him? He needs to start playing cards outside and get some sun

Millinnimee, check out Dynamo and say if you think he's better than the loser fake-ass twat idiot Blaine

He is a bit pale, cos he practices awesome magic in a basement all day

Later. I did google image him to see if he's better looking than David Blaine though

Hasn't he made enough money to buy a house yet then?

He is fucking good, despite what that pony fuckwad ponysomething says

He lives in private jets, innit

You're having trouble with names today aren't you twenty?

In the cargo hold?

I live in West London, near Sainsburys.