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Bristolites May Bank Holiday Weekend

Discussion in 'Bristol and South West' started by fat hamster, Mar 25, 2004.

  1. djbombscare

    djbombscare Plays with knives

    Ps Norman Coloured Dendrons Rule !!! :D
  2. sparkling

    sparkling Townie learning to be country

    Oooh I had forgotten that....well clever effects that was. :D
  3. djbombscare

    djbombscare Plays with knives


    Everything went steamy norman :D


    and JTG got it 4 hours later PMSLOL :D
  4. JTG

    JTG Petulant Mr Festival

    Eh? :confused:
  5. JTG

    JTG Petulant Mr Festival

    Hope you and butchers got out of the Knights Templar before the sore losers smashed the place up Geri.

    Fucking twats, blot on our city. Wanky BEP editorial today as well ('Brighton didn't possess the talent to beat C*ty' - er well they must have done because they did! :D :rolleyes: :cool: )
  6. sparkling

    sparkling Townie learning to be country


    Oh yes and he was trying to do it one handed so didnt get the full effect. Have to say though his pure uncut honey was the business. :D

    As was the rubbish bit of the sky where it was unfinished. I was trying to tell someone today just how funny that was but they didnt seem to get it. :confused: :)
  7. JTG

    JTG Petulant Mr Festival

    The festival field is clearly designed for blissed out mushie experiences. Especially when there's a bright blue sky and a gorgeous silver moon hanging up there most of the afternoon.

    Wikkid. :cool:
  8. bristle-krs

    bristle-krs New Member

    now jtg, from now on you better behave.

    because we have pictures...

    'polish sausage' ring any bells?

    :D
  9. djbombscare

    djbombscare Plays with knives


    And an Alpine village half way up a tree
  10. JTG

    JTG Petulant Mr Festival

    Well yes of course :D

    Still no idea what djbs and sparkling are on about though. Sparkling was on drugs though so I wouldn't trust her :p
  11. sparkling

    sparkling Townie learning to be country

    Oh god I had forgotten there were camera's. :eek: :eek:

    Wonder if they caught any dendrons up to anything and did anyone take a photo of the human armchair that didnt have any arms but had a head?
  12. bristle-krs

    bristle-krs New Member

    i think you'll find there are 'specialist' magazines devoted to that kind of thing :eek:

    ask our resident doggers djbs & jtg... ;) :D
  13. djbombscare

    djbombscare Plays with knives

    The moving armchair that was in fact a couple having a fiddle in the land of Violins.


    JTG you were trying to steam up your glasses with one hand about 4 hrs after everyone else had been doing it with two.
  14. sparkling

    sparkling Townie learning to be country

    Do you realise how silly that sounds? :D
  15. djbombscare

    djbombscare Plays with knives

    Hey you started it


    I was just there
  16. JTG

    JTG Petulant Mr Festival

    I wasn't! Not on purpose anyway. I don't remember any such thing happening!
  17. Iam

    Iam New Member

    I'd forgotten there were cameras, too. Normally, I'm not overfond of having my photo taken either, but I forgot that yesterday. Must have been the trees... or the Dendrons, again (I forsee them getting blamed for many things in the next few days).

    Look for (one of) the scruffy, hair everywhere bloke, that'll be me. :rolleyes:
  18. fat hamster

    fat hamster Banned Banned

    ROTFLMFAO!

    I remember djbs trying to explain to JTG about the hands over the glasses thing ... he did eventually succeed in getting JTG to put one hand up to his face, but without any apparent comprehension ... :D
  19. JTG

    JTG Petulant Mr Festival

    Nope sorry, no recollection of that at all.

    :confused:
  20. Mation

    Mation posh north london ways

    Home now and feeling warm and fluffy from a truly magical weekend.

    Doing the eye thing with the marvelous (and elusive ;) ) fizzer and grtho; giggling like a buffoon on my tummy; chickening out of rolling down the hill; space-hopper's keenly-observed matchmaking; sparkling's ever-lengthening sleeves; krs laughing for England; hamster nestled on my lap; jigging and jigging.

    Great to meet you bombscare, fizz, sparkling, callie, grtho, geri, butchersapron, iam, e.j., skin and noseferatu :) (have I missed anyone?)

    Lovely to see everyone else again and very glad Cheryl came to Ashton court. :)

    Sorry not to have seen more of you, Sunspots.

    Big hug to highpriestess66. :)

    Hope I wasn't too notty :oops:

    Roll on the next one!
  21. Mation

    Mation posh north london ways

    ooh and I've just remembered I left my absinthe at bristle-krs's too! :(

    Probably just as well. It really is quite strong you know.


    More oooh! I must get some of that extraordinary, disappearing blobby soap. :D
  22. djbombscare

    djbombscare Plays with knives


    PMSLOL :D

    It took fucking ages and you looked at me like I was shouting at you in japanese
  23. bristle-krs

    bristle-krs New Member

    grtho, have you been double selling?!

    :D

    there's only one bottle of absinthe - so whose is it?

    there's also the apple schnapps, a bottle of red wine, and an ickle bit of vodka... i shall hold onto it all till the nxt bristolites, or may norman have mercy on my dendronised soul :)
  24. Mation

    Mation posh north london ways

    well we did open my bottle, so could be that it got finished. If so, cool :cool:

    (And if not I'll come after that grtho with a hoist :mad: )
  25. space-hopper

    space-hopper URBAN SPACE-MAN :D

    Big thanks to the brisol posse for organising another fantastic weekend of muntedness :D love yall
    lovelly to see sparkling,mation, djbs,sarcastic food and grtho again :)
    and great to meet e.j.,nosferatu and i am for the first time:)
    and an especially big hug to highpriestess66,for well just bieng gert lush ;)
    see some of you next w/e and the rest of ya at the next bristolites :D
  26. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird La louche Queen

    Well what can i say except what a...

    GERT LUSH weekend! :D

    Great to meet everyone I hadn't meeted before.

    Mation, you are stunning! You are are also a veh veh naughty lady! ;)
    I can still hear you singing along to voodoo ray...it's still in my head now!

    EJ, great to meet you at last, sorry we didn't get a chance to talk properly I can never sit still for long!

    grtho, "FUCK-ING HELL!" innit!
    (and thanks for giving me the best compliment a woman can get)

    Nosferatu, You are great, thanks for taking the photo's I was far too munted (perhaps thats why there seems to be so many of me!!) I am usually behind the bloody thing!

    Iam, when you first met us at krs you looked terrified! (not surprisingly) but it didn't take long for you to fit in with the collective...it's like you have always been around...next time bring your guitar! ( hope I didn't scare you)

    skin, good to see you, all be it very briefly. I think saying " Do you think we can all calm down now please" to a bunch of people on mushrooms was something else...HP66 and myself almost pissed ourselves!

    Cheryl, you are lovely and you had this radiant smile about you all afternoon at the mushy fest

    Hammy, I can still hear you giggling and giggling and giggling....

    HP66, I get the wormwood scrubs joke now! :rolleyes: (that was something else...washing my hands in absinthe)

    spacey, always good to see you mate do you think we can actually see the photos you take this time!

    Sparkiling, When I think of all the belly aching laughing I did on the mushrooms you appear to be the cause of most of it girly!

    callie, next time no orange juice! you are lovely, as always.

    JTG, you know I love you to bits but I still have not forgiven you for abandoning me :mad: Even letting me use your flappy things to try and ski down the hill, doesn't make up for it mate!

    krs, fluffy lovely krs, thanks for putting me up for the weekend mate but next time you want to get something from the cupboard thing, JUST COME IN AND GET IT! I was still spangled when all the polystyrene stuff attacked me!

    DJBS, I can hear pictures! Sorry it took so long for me to have a piss in the wee spot, I got distracted by the little branch thingy sparkling had pointed out earlier!
    Thanks for looking after me mate, somehow you did it without even knowing where I was half the time!:p


    Ok just for starters:

    Sat night at krs...

    Gotta go...the Dendrons are calling....
  27. sparkling

    sparkling Townie learning to be country


    Well I think the Dendrons have got your photo's....I can't get em. :(



    Lovely to meet you Fizz.....My sides still ache from all the laughs. :D
  28. Mation

    Mation posh north london ways

    I can't get the photos either... :(

    Fizzerbird you is the stunning one. Completely gorgeous! :)
  29. Isambard

    Isambard Dab of Rioja, Kitten? :D

    Back at work – and was already thinking of my next Bristolites on the tram on the way in this morning! :cool:

    First of all, thanks to:

    Fat Hamster for having us to stay at Hamster Mansions and the lovely “lesbian food”.
    JTG, for organising the historical walk where we saw that a lot of old issues are just as relevant as ever. KRS, for tolerating our bad behaviour in his house till VERY late.

    And here come a collection of the snippets of conversation and observation that I “picked up” over the weekend!

    Is this your first time at a Harvester?

    I can see the music, it’s a blue spinning disc!

    The King of the Trees said he hoped we had a nice picnic and could come again.

    Am I blobbered? Does this face look blobbered?

    “Wouldn’t A and B make a lovely couple?” Doh!

    But that club’s called “Creation” now!

    Absinthe!

    The gayest straight bloke you could hope to meet (I got one of them chains too mate, but yours is a wee bit more flamboyant) rolling up on a production line faster than we could smoke!

    And his reputation goes flying out the window as KRS plays CHER!

    Caught Asguard shagging the cat.

    Winns! I NEVER thought I’d see such naughtiness in Britain! Much impressed; and as for the skinhead from Fishponds……………….

    The Dendrons are off to the Mother Ship to bring back the colour "Norman".

    Eye to Eye Contact!

    Top pints in the Scotchman, brewery tap and the “Land of the Trout”

    A crazy Gashead wearing parachute trousers and scaring a shagging armchair with 2 heads.

    Being like an old married couple in Sainsbury’s.

    Voodoo Ray!


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    The absinthe at KRS is Mation's, Nosferatu's ia at Hamster mansions on a high shelf.
  30. rubbershoes

    rubbershoes not the only raver in the village

    It sounds like you all had a terrible time. I’m glad I couldn’t make it :(

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