Best newbie 2010 nominations...

i'm an ordained minister*, i will conduct the service if requested to do so.


(*seriously)

Alright. See you in 65 years. You be the minister wearing nothing but A-Team Y-fronts and a purple felt Stetson. I'll be the dead bloke.

hmm cant vote on this one cuz ive only joined like 10 days ago.......
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Maybe next year, eh.

count me in!

you're sadken and i claim my five pounds.

You're not the first to have been wrong with this. The fiver stays with me.

That doesn't matter, neither can anyone else until a poll is up

Yes, I was wondering how long I should leave it until going with the poll?!

You might as well start it. You have a definitive list, and Steel Bumhole is going to walk it. He's seven months pregnant and his man is cheating, so the sympathy vote will be huge.

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i know who i'm voting for!!

(icarus, i hope my 'bumhole' swipe hasn't offended you - in fact, i think i prompted a fair outpouring of love for you from certain quarters!)

The poll should be public.

Yer alright, kid. I don't get offended, except by bad line-breaks and cork-sniffing.

yeah well i wouldn't want to sniff your cork, that's fer sure!

FoxyRed has lost my vote for repeatedly calling me "love".

I'm still open to bribes

Where's the poll gone?

It's here.

Fanks.

Ah, you voted for Foxy then

She's gaining ground. This is worrying