Best newbie 2010 nominations...

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Oh, lovely

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Icarus is an attention-whore.

If you want that nomination you gotta work for it!!

If you read the OP I got one, but all his fucking fans turned up to say how fucking great he is, and all that.

Yeah, but he doesn't normally tell people to fuck off if he doesn't like what they're saying











































I think

or bung us a few quid as Steel Icarus did

From the worst flatmate ever thread in general;

Looks like we might have a late contender....

That, at least, is my post of the year so far. Like batley at his best.

I vote for you, cos you just want it more.

It's true. I've never called anyone on Urban a cunt, and I think I've only told someone to fuck off the once - and wholly justifiably.

Really?
Oh I take it back then, you are not proper ubans

Here's where it would be hilarious to call you something vile. But I won't - can't - do it.

You can't say I didn't try

fs interrupts this thread to point out that it'd be a great thread for the OP to use their new magic editing powers to add the nomination to the first post as they get made.

my work here is done

I've got along with Steel on a few threads and I quite like the guy, but twentythreedom said I was funny so when it comes to the poll I'm going to vote for him.

(((carnage)))

hey, every cunt here is funny!

anyway, would other newbies (class of '10) be willing to contribute to a poll about who's the properest cunt on u75? your nominations, please...

can i do a secret ballot?

I'm too nice to call anyone a cunt.

but this is urban75!!

I'm corrupting it from within.

Fuck off you cunt!!!

steel[bumhole]icarus is a bit of a cunt, but he's occasionally entertaining. he has a gaping sphincter as part of his username, what's not to like?

Those who've been noticed seem to be the likes of Steel[bumhole]Icarus (it's a mouthful, but I'm going to start using that ) who basically 'fits right in', and the likes of Foxy, who fits in by not fitting in, if you see what I mean.

Hard to choose as they're different categories really.

I think twentythreedom wants us to notice him. Would still vote for bumhole, faute de mieux.

A mouthful of bumhole

Bookmarked for the frontispiece of my mausoleum.

i just came, thanks!