and where are my boobs supposed to go?

lets not go there. i'd rather not be spending my entire birthday cleaning hotel rooms to comeback and find i'm having to clean the flat beause you were rather messily lynched

EG - thanks, you are convincing me to give them a chance

They were blasphemously offensive remarks, so I'd probably end up getting stoned.

Possibly not the first time I've spent a birthday getting stoned, but that was a long, long time ago.

Did I also mention that female cats turn, bow and offer me their hindquarters while yowling loudly?

and another thing,

why are the butons on shirts so far apart? so even if a shirt fits, it gapes whenever i move, unless i pick a shirt 5 sizes too large.

i thought we weren't going to tell anyone else about that. you remember what happened last time?

Yes, I'd noticed.

so do a lot of other people.

They also notice your wasp waist and firm, peachy cheeks as well.

So it's not just your mighty Rack Attack that gets their attention.

rack attack?

i find i'm better with dresses that are shaped by their vertical seaming (princess lines, galaxy dresses...) rather than by their horizontal seams (empire lines, prom dresses). Or which aren't particularly shaped to begin with, but then worn with a belt (shifts, maxidresses etc), or pulled in by integral straps (wrap dresses).

Weeeeeeeell, I was going to say that in your new sundress you look absolutely Juggorific, but that could be considered crude.

"if you've got it flaunt it"

the one that i'm falling out of, you mean?

The one that draws in perfectly round your wasp waist, thereby showing off your firm, peachy buns and the Rack Attack of which you're justly proud while also managing to display just the right amount of leg, you mean?

Yes, that one.

nope, the other one.

edit @zeen

well quite.

i do thing i probably have it easy in some ways, because my back is small, so a frock ends up pulling fabric round the sides to accommodate the boobs. But anything with a limited space, demarked by seaming, where the boobs are supposed to fit, is never going to work.

fortunately we live in a world of many, many dresses. There are enough others that do work.

I like you in both (or out of either).

i was just really looking foward to being able to wear strappy smmer dresses, now fitting into normal high street sizes for the first time in years, then finding out that i still don't fit the things i want to wear.

I'm oddly shaped too. Large, but compact torso and long, skinny limbs. Buying suits is usually a nightmare for me which is one reason why I dislike wearing them so much.

it's a shame - but then, no body shape looks good in everything. there's much joy of clothes, even if some suit other body shapes best.

and congrats again on what you've achieved.

tops and skirts work well though, non?

Absolutely. Congrats to all the diety types on here. It must take a great deal of self-denial to reach for yet another grim-tasting milkshake when everybody around you is blissfully enjoying some actual food. Respect to those who put themselves through that.

actually, i find tops one of the hardest things with big boobs. they so rarely have shaping to pull in at the waist.

vests/camisoles and cardis work for me, shove a belt over the top if you really want to cinch. (I know you know this )

i think the thing that annoys me is that i know the styles that would look great on me, if only they were made to fit my size. i need something tightish on the top and much looser round my arse cause that is what will flatter me. there isn't anything that fits my chest that also fits below it. so i'm either spilling out of stuff, or look like i'm wearing a sack. dosen't help that ther's nothing out of the ordinary on the high street here.

empire/shelf bust in a size that'll fit your boobs but with a belt?

i go to the high street maybe twice a year. so much more choice online. anyway, this style from collectif is tight, but stretchy on top, fits my boobs and nipsla's (who has big boobs but i think is more your back shape), and comes in loads of different patterns.

thing is, even in the biggest sizes, the actual measurement from neckline to empire-seam isn't deep enough for big boobs, in most cases.