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A handy list of twat DJ requests

Discussion in 'music, bands, clubs & festies' started by editor, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. N_igma

    N_igma Epistemic nuisance

    Can't believe people actually say this shit to DJ's. I'll request the occassional tune, if they don't have it then fine I leave them alone.
     
  2. Bassism

    Bassism Follow the yellow brick road

    in the days of vinyl i used to offer em various virtual tools or untensils to help them if a mix was shoddy.
    Varying from a mild tapping the watch to pretending toi bang in in wi hammer an nails. Occaisionally shout u wanna borrow my sellotape of prit stick.

    Cocky lil upstart Fuk em, if i could do it .......
     
  3. Voley

    Voley And a rovin' a rovin' a rovin' I'll go ...

    Weirdest one I've heard was "Have you got any White Power music like Nirvana?". Utterly mental. My mate Steve responded with fucking loads of Public Enemy. A bottle war ensued. :D
     
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  4. Grandma Death

    Grandma Death Reconfiguring & Reconstructing

    The most interesting conversation I had from a punter when I was playing a gig was "Do you know that girl with a patch on her eye?" I looked around because I thought she was referring to someone in the club-concluding she wasn't I said "Who are you talking about" she replied...." That singer Gabrielle-can you play something by her please"

    I wouldnt have minded if I was some sort of wedding DJ...I wasnt and I was in the middle of a techno set :rolleyes:
     
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  5. ddraig

    ddraig dros ben llestri

    :D
    had her in the back of my people carrier last summer, lovely she was
    Gabrielle that is
     
  6. fractionMan

    fractionMan Custom Title

    Despite only DJing a handful of times I've had loads of those :D
     
  7. ska invita

    ska invita yes yes

    ...one request too many :D :D

     
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