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A handy list of twat DJ requests

Discussion in 'music, bands, clubs & festies' started by editor, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. N_igma

    N_igma Epistemic nuisance

    Can't believe people actually say this shit to DJ's. I'll request the occassional tune, if they don't have it then fine I leave them alone.
     
  2. Bassism

    Bassism Follow the yellow brick road

    in the days of vinyl i used to offer em various virtual tools or untensils to help them if a mix was shoddy.
    Varying from a mild tapping the watch to pretending toi bang in in wi hammer an nails. Occaisionally shout u wanna borrow my sellotape of prit stick.

    Cocky lil upstart Fuk em, if i could do it .......
     
  3. Voley

    Voley Flying Ant Wank

    Weirdest one I've heard was "Have you got any White Power music like Nirvana?". Utterly mental. My mate Steve responded with fucking loads of Public Enemy. A bottle war ensued. :D
     
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  4. Grandma Death

    Grandma Death Reconfiguring & Reconstructing

    The most interesting conversation I had from a punter when I was playing a gig was "Do you know that girl with a patch on her eye?" I looked around because I thought she was referring to someone in the club-concluding she wasn't I said "Who are you talking about" she replied...." That singer Gabrielle-can you play something by her please"

    I wouldnt have minded if I was some sort of wedding DJ...I wasnt and I was in the middle of a techno set :rolleyes:
     
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  5. ddraig

    ddraig dros ben llestri

    :D
    had her in the back of my people carrier last summer, lovely she was
    Gabrielle that is
     
  6. fractionMan

    fractionMan Custom Title

    Despite only DJing a handful of times I've had loads of those :D
     
  7. ...one request too many :D :D

     
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  8. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Last night at the Albert. Bloke comes over and says, "Aw, I've been really loving your set so far but I'm afraid you've lost me with this song. Sorry but I don't like it at all."
    Me: "You don't like Bowie?"
    Bloke: "I fucking love Bowie! He's one of my favourite ever artists!"
    Me: "But you've never heard,"Let's Dance?""
    Bloke (incredulous): "This is Bowie?"

    :facepalm:
     
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  9. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Not at home to Mr Sensible

    DJing would be great if it weren't for the fucking public eh?
     
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  10. moody

    moody Being alive increases risk of death.

    the worst one is where someone wants not only to have a go on the decks but to use your vinyl too!

    they hang around the booth for ages, staring over.

    it's enough to put one off their set.
     
  11. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery



    Acted out in video form for you :)
     
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  12. TheHoodedClaw

    TheHoodedClaw 0-2-5-8-8, 0-2-5-8-8

    I once asked a DJ to play the tune that he was actually currently playing. Not sure what happened there to be honest.
     
  13. keybored

    keybored

    A handy list of twat DJ requests

    Twat DJ responses works too, going by that list.
     
  14. Mation

    Mation real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold

    You deserve some sort of award :D :cool:
     
  15. Kesher

    Kesher 에프엑스 _피노키오 뮤직 비디오

    I agree with customer comment 14
     
  16. colacubes

    colacubes Well-Known Member

    Someone did that to me when I was DJing once :D Was it you? :hmm: :D
     
  17. TheHoodedClaw

    TheHoodedClaw 0-2-5-8-8, 0-2-5-8-8

    If the request was for "Truck, Train, Tractor" by The Pastels, then probably yes.
     
  18. colacubes

    colacubes Well-Known Member

    It was not you then :D Think it was Common People iirc
     

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