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Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by Jim Alekson, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen ¡Nadie espera a la babosa española!

    Sadly, I doubt we shall ever find out. :(
     
  2. Mungy

    Mungy Daw hiraeth mawr am Lisa Lân

    dear urban75,

    damn i missed all the fun.

    kind regards
    mungy not-jim
     
  3. SpineyNorman

    SpineyNorman WAWAW?

    Dear Jim,

    If you let me have a lifetime supply of patches I'll go and have a word with the Prime Minister. He drinks in my local workingmens' club and owes me a favour after I got him out of a bit of trouble involving gerbils and clingfilm.

    Very best,

    SpineyNorman
     
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  4. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear SpineyNorman:

    Now it is you who wants to manipulate politics to your own ends. Will pass on your suggestion. Indirect contributions to others is equivalent to donations to a political party and that is not how we roll.

    Very best,

    Jim
     
  5. MellySingsDoom

    MellySingsDoom Decimated by the shrapnel of his rhetoric

    Dear Jim Alekson

    What's your favourite type of Findus Crispy Pancakes?

    Yours expectantly

    MellySingsDoom
     
  6. kabbes

    kabbes kah-bus

    Dear Jim

    Very best,

    kabbes
     
  7. Kizmet

    Kizmet Well-Known Member

    You didn't answer my question about who you're at the table with...
     
  8. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear SpineyNorman:

    The people and organizations we have been at the table with is subject to draconian Non-Disclosure, therefore,m we are not at liberty to divulge the identities of the nature of discussions. In due course, Press Announcements will be made as each project is brought to fruition. At this time, the Presentation to Prime Minister Cameron is not subject to Non-Disclosure covenants other than the actual contents of the Presentation. In due course, after discussion with Prime Minister Camerton's Government, the contents of the Presentation will be made public.

    Very best,

    Jim
     
  9. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear MellySingsDoom:

    I would have to say that my favorite flavor is Chicken Curry. Am originally from Vancouver Canada where some of the best curry dishes in North America can be savored.

    Very best,

    JIm
     
  10. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear Kabbes:

    Thank you for the lively debate.

    Lively debate is how we get to know one another better.

    You will be hearing more from us as we navigate paths through the maze of governmental agencies who are likely to weigh in on the topic.

    Very best,

    Jim
     
  11. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear Mungy:

    What are your thoughts on the subject at hand?

    very best,

    Jim
     
  12. stethoscope

    stethoscope P.M. Dawn makes cause for rewind

    Do you get any, ahem, perks with the job? Free samples?
     
  13. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear Gentlegreern:

    If it is cheddar and black beans, I am in.

    Very best,

    Jim
     
  14. Jon-of-arc

    Jon-of-arc Stealing yo' likes

    Has the PM agreed to view the presentation? Has anyone in his office? The Tory Party? The Coalition?

    I'd hate to see your presentation go unviewed by the PM, but I have my suspicions that the very idea will be dismissed out of hand. The very idea of David Cameron being got into a room to listen to someone or other suggest that he fund a massive dope growing initiative is so utterly implausible as to make anything else you suggest seem likely to be tainted with the same lunacy, before you've even said it.
     
  15. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear Kabbes:

    At this early stage, the salary level will start at an average gross salary of 26,000 pounds.

    very best,

    Jim
     
  16. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear Jon-of-Arc:

    Our mantra is that the impossible just takes a little longer. The Presentation contains some 400 pages of material and has only been in the hands of Prime Minister Cameron, the Minister of Health and Business Minister, Dr Vincent Cable since September 19th. It has been our experience that matters of this nature and magnitude take time to be read, understood and considered.

    Very best,

    Jim
     
  17. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear Steph:

    The primary perk is a good education at a University of College for those that scholastically qualify.

    Very best,

    Jim
     
  18. Jon-of-arc

    Jon-of-arc Stealing yo' likes

    Dear God,

    Save us from corporate hippies.

    Very best,
    Jon-of-Arc
     
  19. SpineyNorman

    SpineyNorman WAWAW?

    Dear Jim,

    I don't mind manipulating politics because that's the kind of interfering cunt I am. Plus, I'd do anything for a free supply of space patches.

    Very best,

    SpineyNorman
     
  20. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear Jon-of-Arc:

    Without perseverance, tenacity a desire to succeed and a dream, we would still be in the bronze age.

    very best,

    Jim
     
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  21. SpineyNorman

    SpineyNorman WAWAW?

    Dear Jim,

    Please do not confuse me with Kizmet - it's not likely endear you to me (nor to him I'd imagine :D)

    Very best,

    SpineyNorman
     
  22. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear SpineyNorman:

    Sorry about that and apologies to Kizmet as well.

    very best,

    Jim
     
  23. Corax

    Corax This will change your life: http://bit.ly/19lPFRa

    Dear Alex,

    It's traditional that I now ask whether you're Firky.

    Very best,

    'rax
     
  24. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear 'rax:

    Please elaborate on who Firky is.

    Very best,

    Jim
     
  25. stethoscope

    stethoscope P.M. Dawn makes cause for rewind

    Firky is a special strain of skunk.
     
  26. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear stephj:

    That being the case, I am definitely not Firky.

    Very best,

    JIm
     
  27. stethoscope

    stethoscope P.M. Dawn makes cause for rewind

    Got any veras, Jim?


    Luvverly.
     
  28. Corax

    Corax This will change your life: http://bit.ly/19lPFRa

    Dear Alex Jimson,

    I reckon you're definitely someone.

    Not in the good way though. :(

    George best,

    'rax
     
  29. Jim Alekson

    Jim Alekson Active Member

    Dear Corax:

    Once again you have me at a disadvantage; what is a veras?

    Very bets,

    Jim
     
  30. Corax

    Corax This will change your life: http://bit.ly/19lPFRa

    Dear Jim,

    You really need to learn to read fella.

    Love,

    'rax
     

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